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What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it? (self.asklemmy)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That's way too slow.

Take one end in each hand, hold it "like a frown" in front of you.
Bend it in half downward and bite the peak of the bend with one of your canines.
when it snaps open, shove one half of the banana into your mouth, (chew if needed, then) swallow.
Shovel the other half into your mount, (chew if needed, then) swallow.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was today-years-old when I learned the ideal way to eat a banana.

[–] irreticent 3 points 5 months ago

And that's only the oral method.