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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. (literature.cafe)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Talk to house plants just so I know how smart they are. I mean they could help make upkeep easy obviously, more water, not on the leaves etc. But what else. Philosopher houseplants! That would be so cool

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That and, holy fuck what a curse the glitter would be.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Yeah, who would want to bring more glitter into the world? Especially when compared to the superpower of talking to plants.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I would like to go and make a mess at the houses of people I'm mildly annoyed at. That could be useful. Or a party trick