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[โ€“] [email protected] 122 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well yeah crank your hog first of course

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG

[โ€“] NarrativeBear 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Filbert and Heffer playing "Spank the Monkey"

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh bay bee, oh bay bee, oh bay bee.

Rocko?

Mrs. Bighead?

simultaneous phone slam

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

There was also that one that was cut from the camping episode.

Rocko is foraging for berries and he grabs one on a bush and the bush recoils and you hear a bear growl. Then a bear jumps out from behind the bush grabbing his crotch and running away in obvious pain.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SuckMyWang 3 points 5 months ago

Mildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Choke the chicken.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Bash the bishop