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WYR: eat until you die or starve until you die? (slrpnk.net)
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Pretty harsh question.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What you eating? Can't be a carby thing. Pizza sounds terrible to die eating.

[–] BanjoShepard 5 points 5 months ago

If I have to eat to the death, I'm going-pan fried steak for dinner, tiramisu for dessert, and a very quick acting poisonous plant for second dessert.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna go full-carb and pick (assuming I can't just change what I'm eating) penne alla vodka, 99% because it's good, but also 1% because penne has holes, so even if I get force fed the food I don't die by suffocating (probably).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Suffocation would probably be the better way to go man 😭

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would personally rather have my stomach blow out catastrophically than suffocate. Maybe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sir I do not understand you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I don't understand me either