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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon freezes time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Snowclone 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Dude you can get in trouble for doing a lot of things that aren't a criminal sex act. There's so much more out there! Doing H until you nod out in public, stealing products, playing guitar after 10pm, orchestrating dog fights, gambling on when elderly people will die, driving a type I school bus with a physical on file that's two years and ten days old, the possibility are endless.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Like half of these dont work if time is stopped tho.