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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago (3 children)

He'll die soon or late, that's literally the only prediction that can't possibly be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Well, if the next guy aims better then it'd be closed casket

[–] Etterra 9 points 6 months ago

Maybe we'll get lucky and a blood clot will break loose from all the stress. Gawd knows his arteries have to look like a Florida sewer pipe by now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Kinda like when I was describing a flowering plant that volunteered in our yard as "either annual or perrenial".