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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

At the rate the world is going, I would not be very surprised if in less than a decade the Mormons just actually did have their own nuclear weapons program.

Hell I would not be surprised if they currently, secretly own a decommissioned ICBM silo for 'emergency preparedness' (read: survival bunker for their most elite elects) reasons.

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