this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
447 points (99.6% liked)
The Onion
4583 readers
1646 users here now
The Onion
A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
Great Satire Writing:
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
God: Makes everyone keep waiting for Armageddon.
American Evangelicals: I'll do it myself.
I'll make my own Armageddon, which blackjack, and hookers!
I mean, that's quite literally happening, more or less. Check out the documentary Praying for Armageddon if you can find it.
When they switch over from "God works in mysterious ways" to "God works through us"