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[–] [email protected] 94 points 4 months ago (14 children)

"Ok let me check on something"

Uptime: 156 hours

"let's restart using what I like to call, 'the right way' "

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (13 children)

"I restart every day before going home"

Uptime: 19:23:07:24

Yeah............. Logging off isn't restarting...

(Brought to you by my actual day today)

E: correct autocorrect

E2: of course that's not why I told her. I explained how fastboot sometimes takes over and doesn't actually restart the device, only "refreshes" the experience. I recommended she restart at least once a week. We'll see what happens.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

windows doesnt actually shut down, its some kind of hybrid hibernation now. it only really reboots if you actually reboot. so they may actually be "shutting down" every day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

They have successfully circumvented the reboot. I just always turn that setting off. SSDs are ubiquitous, nobody needs a fake shutdown. It just causes more issues.

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