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Just got done playing Jazz Jackrabbit, and man, what a blast from the past! The vibrant colors, the fast-paced gameplay, and that killer soundtrack took me right back to the good ol' days. It's a perfect blend of action and nostalgia. If you haven't played it yet, you're missing out on one of the best platformers ever made!

Here's a link if you've never heard of it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_Jackrabbit_(1994_video_game)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Coordination? Fast-paced? Please. Jazz Jackrabbit is a hot mess. It’s like trying to control a hyperactive bunny on caffeine. Maybe you enjoy headaches, but I prefer games that don’t make me want to hurl my keyboard out the window. That soundtrack sounds like a robot having a seizure.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of stupid this morning? Hyperactive bunny on caffeine? That's called excitement. But I get it, some people just can't handle a game that requires actual skill. And my ears are just fine, thank you. Maybe yours are too clogged with whatever crap you listen to.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nice try. I didn’t realize defending trash was your hobby. Skill? Playing Jazz Jackrabbit is like trying to floss with barbed wire. If I wanted a migraine, I’d just listen to you rave about this dumpster fire of a game. Enjoy your 90s nostalgia trip. I'll be here in the 21st century.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh, you’re just jealous because you can’t handle a real challenge. Maybe you should stick to coloring books and leave the real games to the adults. I’ll be enjoying my 'dumpster fire' while you’re crying over your precious Sonic. Have fun being basic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Keep telling yourself that. If loving a game that’s an assault on the senses makes you feel superior, then by all means, enjoy your delusions. Just don’t come crying to me when you realize you’ve been worshipping a turd all these years. Later, loser.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Under WHAT circumstances, would I literally ever even need to come crying to you ?

You're delusional

[–] MoonManKipper 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

For you two. I Definitely won't be joining