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Mario should be aging (self.vga)

submitted 4 months ago by MacedWindow to c/[email protected]

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What is Nintendo thinking? This guy can't be however the fuck old he is forever! What does plumbing make you immortal? His knees should be destroyed by now.

Also Sonic! How long do hedgehogs even live? We should be playing as his great great grandson by now.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Eating sentient mushrooms slow your aging. That's the real reason for the battle between peach and koopa.

[–] MacedWindow 2 points 4 months ago

Oh shit so youre saying if Bowser keeps losing we will see him age out? Maybe turn to dark arts to extend his life? Maybe thats what Kamek is for.