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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he should quit and find a higher paying job.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But the he wouldn't be a mullah :(

[–] RizzRustbolt 3 points 6 months ago

Plus, I think his wife would kill him if he tried to quit.