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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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What if Tyrannosaurus Rexes moved and walked like chicken do? (self.showerthoughts)

submitted 5 months ago by DaddleDew to c/showerthoughts

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Bobbing their heads at every step. How ridiculous must have that looked if it was the case.

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[–] givesomefucks 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean, they'd be pretty much like real chickens.

Chicken rules are just prison rules.

You pick the biggest one, and punt it across the yard. Then it attacks the second biggest one and you're done.

If you let one of them attack you first, then the rest are going to want to see how they measure up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Unless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.