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If they’re a company that deals in exposed machinery where hair can be caught in running, then good for them. It’s protective. Being essentially called isn’t fun for anyone.
If they’re not- then fuck them.
EDIT: I get it now. Thanks! I’m not good at this type of humor. So I took it literally. Thanks even for the explanations.
I feel like tying people up just for having long hair is a bit much, but I am also into rope play so whatever
I didn’t even catch that! Damn you ASD!
fellow ASDer: took me awhile to learn how to read subtext. Lots of practice and weird ideas. Now it's almost automatic and I've forgotten what ideas I've used (remembered one, a " mental workbench"). Except now masking is my obsession and it feels like 60-70% of my brain is dedicated just to "decoding" everything I hear (i.e. figuring out unspoken intent) ...
Yeah ... I'd rather have just never learned this to begin with, haha ... too exhausting ...
Wow! It does sound exhausting. Thanks for sharing that though.
But then it applies to everyone with long hair.
Yeah I'm a metal dude who works in a chemistry lab. We exist.
That's not what it says though. It says that the girl must be tied up if they have long hair.
Yeah. That was explained to me. I’m not good at subtle humor. So I didn’t get it at first.
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But this isn't how you read that?
I didn’t get the point (or joke) of it until after when it was pointed out to me.. I don’t pick up on things like that easily. Figured I’d leave my original statement up as an homage to my inability to detect subtle humor.
You're the straight man in a comedy duo. :)
Seemingly always.