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Think he's lying? (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

It's physically too small to jerk off. Don't you think he's tried? Even with his tiny hands he can't get enough grip to stimulate his dead mini-dick. So Melania pegs him instead and he craps all over the bed. But the dreams he has after makes it worth it.