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“Are There Other Fairies Like The Tooth Fairy That Pay Money For Human Body Parts?” Asks Child to Shocked Mom
(lemmy.world)
6-year-old Mark Buffet has posed a question that has left his mother, Nancy Buffet, both bewildered and concerned: “Mom, are there any other fairies like the Tooth Fairy that pay money for human body parts?”
The question reportedly arose yesterday morning after Mark found $5 under his pillow in exchange for his latest lost tooth, sparking an entrepreneurial curiosity about the potential fortune he could make if something like the appendix fairy exists.
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Dr Miller continued "I very much appreciate Mark's imagination, but I was alarmed when he offered to 'cut me in for 10%' if I supply him with teeth acquired from my medical practice while treating other patients! However, if he thinks 10% would be enough, I call into question his parents education of Mark with regards to the value of a dollar. There's clearly work they need to do in this area. I worry he's on a path to ruin if he doesn't properly identify the risk in his supply chain and shore it up with alternate channels. Also frankly, I don't think he has the liquidity in his operation yet."