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For those of you who have been invited to my ravioli party... (hilariouschaos.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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@[email protected] and @[email protected] bring more then fucking chips and soda. Especially YOU Seagal, you make minimal effort and then do a karate chop, thinking you're the next coming of Christ. God, make an effort this time will ya!? Jack is into the whole 'thoughtful' shit, so I don't really have to worry about him making an effort.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What the FUCK is this SHIT, Steven?! You call that a blueprint?! That looks like a kindergartener's plaything! You think you're some kind of GENIUS, whipping out a crumpled piece of paper with some half-baked scribbles and calling it a "revolutionary" design?! Listen, pal, I've seen better-drawn plans on a cocktail napkin. And what's with the "SEAGALIEN" nonsense?! You sound like a reject from a bad sci-fi movie. Get over yourself, Seagal! You're not fooling anyone with your pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo. I'll believe it when I see it, buddy. Until then, keep dreaming about your "quantum physics-infused ravioli" and leave the real cooking to the pros.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Oh my goodness gosh grashius! You two are gunna make me start my period early with all this infighting! Gosh the stress,.... I just can't with this ! 😞