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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I married Java Design Patterns and we are happy, okay? Meet our kids Singleton and Observer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Pfft, silly object-oriented devs. My children are named Typeclass and Iterator! Scala Design Patterns prove themselves to reign supreme once again. Enjoy sending your kids to public coding bootcamp.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can you even breathe on that high of a horse? Don't talk to me or my kids malloc and free ever again!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Under da sea with malloc and free 🎶