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[–] ThrowawaySobriquet 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

If I had a kid that asked for Newports, I'd just give em to them. Kinda curious to see where that goes

[–] Donkter 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Wife wants coke, a brick of hash, bottle of pills, some meat and some sausage. Kid wants a sandwich and some ciggies.

[–] Chainweasel 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be a juice box

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

That’s how Big Tobacco gets ya…

[–] gnomesaiyan 5 points 5 months ago

Probably Shriner's or St. Jude's.