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...and they COULD NOT think of a natural process that could produce plastics in the environment in the amounts required to produce life?

Their science would never dream of how it happened.

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[–] Iheartcheese 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

We all have plastic in our balls so apparently we're on our way to making some kind of plastic lifeform

[–] Tronn4 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Plastic is stored in the balls

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Grandparents had lead in the brain, I got plastic in my balls

Wonder what's next

[–] Iheartcheese 18 points 1 week ago

Your kids will have death stored in their body.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

With our current handling of the planet, probably not much.

[–] EtherWhack 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Left pinky toe's nail

[–] feedum_sneedson 3 points 1 week ago

finger in the arse

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I never tire of this gag

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

it's pushing the pee out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Apparently also in the penis