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Appreciate your closest Gary while you still can. (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/funny

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I imagine a version of Children of Men, but the societal problems only revolve around guys named Gary. The news cycle always keeps track of Britain's youngest Gary, and the movie takes us through a depressing story about how everything is collapsing into civil war until one woman is able to give birth to a child named Gary. Of course, there are plenty of children being born all the time, but sadly, none of them are named Gary.

[–] chemical_cutthroat 8 points 5 months ago

At the end, the woman and her child are on a boat waiting for the Gary Foundation to come and take them to Garyland. She looks down into the twinkling eyes of her newborn and says, "nah, you look like a Tommy." Roll credits.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Won't some brave Gary save us in this trying time?