this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's why when he arrived he immediately went to someone's house. Because he's obligated to let everyone in the neighbourhood know he's on a list when he moves in.

[–] Quetzalcutlass 60 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Phone home" was actually him saying he needed to check in with his probation officer.

[–] cevn 15 points 6 months ago

Lmao.. you guys