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Vermont Republican secretly poured water into colleague’s bag over months (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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Mary Morrissey apologizes after being filmed dumping liquid into backpack of Democratic legislator Jim Carroll

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

She wants to fuck with him but is to cowardly to do it to his face.

[–] radicalautonomy 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Man, I had a nickel for every time my mom told me "When a member of the Vermont House of Representatives picks on you, that means she likes you", I'd have, like, all these nickels.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Not fuck him but fuck with him. Although with Boebert giving a hand job to some Democratic aide at a theater performance with children in attendance, maybe she does want to fuck him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Tfw no members of the Vermont house of Representatives secretly pour water into your bag for months on end. I guess they hate me.