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Chad peaked in high school and has a beer gut now. Gym bros were often losers in school who turned it around after they graduated.
How do you know who I am??
Because I’m you.
I never peaked AND I have a beer gut. But I am swimming now and love it. You gotta find something that works for you. I could never run as hard as i swim. Plus it's like all the dirt and shit of the world is rinsed off my soul in the pool. Fuck the dirty dirty land, I live in the clean moist water now.
No amount of running was going to make me healthy.
Swimming? 卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄
Swimming through that water like a chubby sexy beaver. Soon to be a sleek sexy otter.
Do it water chad.
True I started fitness in college and was very thin in school. Someone who is 200% into anything tends to be a nerd.