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In contrast to Pascal's Wager Triangle, Pascal's Triangle Wager argues that maybe God wants you to draw a triangle of numbers where each one is the sum of the two numbers above it, so you probably should, just in case.

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[–] Diplomjodler3 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And the original message was dreamed up by dudes on shrooms.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know about the shrooms, my reading of the old testament made me think it started with some old guy trying to stop his nomadic desert tribe dying of anything too stupid by telling camp fire stories with some sort of message. The whole 'god will make the ground open up to swallow you and your family if you screw up' is a desperate attempt to scare them into not doing stupid things like slaughtering too many of their livestock at once, or eating shellfish whilst wandering around in a desert. The stories get retold, changed and embellished over generations before being written down, and you end up with the weird mess of basic survival tips, animal husbandry, heroic stories and mystic fluff that is the OT.

The new testament is just the story of a fairly chill guy, with a slight messianic complex, wandering around with his mates and suggesting people be nice to each other, put through a similar transformation.

[–] Diplomjodler3 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're ignoring 200,000 years of human history. The guys who wrote the Hebrew religious texts didn't start from nothing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was filing that under 'mystical fluff', but it certainly shapes the stories and how they were told.

[–] Diplomjodler3 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All Religion has its origin in shamanism. That then led to polytheism which then led to monotheism. What all those have in common is that people made it up as they went along.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Does Christian monotheism exist? A majority (?!) of Americans believe there is a Devil.

[–] Diplomjodler3 3 points 4 months ago

Which just goes to show that it's all made up nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Catholics also have patron saints for nearly everything from infants to ice skaters that they pray to but that are totally not gods because there is only one god. I mean, yeah, their second most important prayer is directed at the Virgin Mary, but that doesn't mean they worship her or anything.

[–] Passerby6497 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Afaik, christians don't see the devil as a god, but as one of god's minions tasked with temping the flock or having them prove their faith or some shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Sounds like a god. Even if they’d sniff at it.

So do angels.

[–] feedum_sneedson 1 points 4 months ago

The true part.