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Anon goes to the gym for the first time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My first night at karate class was the very same.

Senpai Brown, wherever you are, thank you. Also, cool 55 Chevy delivery truck.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

When I was a teenager my friend tried to get me to join an MMA gym. Said his two friends went and the instructor wanted to show them something about defending your self properly so he knocked them both out one after the other. (Like that was the plan. See how bad you are at fighting).

I didn't join that gym.