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[–] LaunchesKayaks 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was in my parents' yard once and something wet fell on my head. I touched it and it was blood red. Totally thought I was bleeding until I noticed tiny berry seeds in the substance. My grandma said that happening to me meant I'd have good luck.

[–] nifty 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Was it good luck for something?

[–] LaunchesKayaks 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

She just said general good luck. I believed her because I'm convinced she a witch or druid or some shit. She has this uncanny ability to know things she has no way of knowing. She's also absolutely incredible with plants.

[–] nifty 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Your grandma sounds hot

/jk

Sorry, didn’t mean to objectify her, I can just imagine her as a Druid growing some bitchin plants 😁

[–] LaunchesKayaks 4 points 4 months ago

Lmao apparently she was hot when she was young. She isn't blood related to me, so I didn't inherit any cool plant powers from her. I'm actually terrible with plants, tbh. Great with ducks, though.