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Wonder what their parents were doing for an hour.
conservatives: crying, then praying.
liberals: laughing, then, worrying (if they live in the crappy parts of the country that persecute lgbtq folk)
Conservatives: crying, then praying
Liberals: crying, then making a AITA post on reddit
It awakened something in them and they needed to rent a hotel room for a half hour.
The kind of kink that awakens from my son talking like Fat Albert in a dress is beyond my imagination. The world is truly vast
The amount of sons in dresses I’m propositioned by on the regular makes me wonder my corner of the world is hoarding all the vast
Trying for a second kid because they clearly messed up with the first