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What do I give my bad dad for father's day? (lemy.lol)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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So. Without trauma dumping, I'll simply say my dad is a bad dad. What's a father's day gift that says "you're dead to me, but I'm still doing things to keep drama at bay"?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sixpack of beer? (Optionally alcohol-free, if his bad behavior is related to alcohol abuse.)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

That would be especially funny because he's Mormon, and he's very upset I'm not.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

A "Moroni is full of bologna" T-shirt?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Copy of the south park episode on Mormons?

[–] themeatbridge 2 points 5 months ago

Cold brew coffee maker. Or porn.