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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Agreed. Stop flushing wipes, none of them are "flushable". If it doesn't dissolve from light manipulation when wet, it's not flushable.

Bidet. Just get one. They're like $30 and take 10min to install. Clean buttholes forever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m sitting on a fine $700 one right now and it’s heaven. My real office.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't even imagine what features $700 can buty you in a bidet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Guess I was wrong about price.. it’s $850 but it’s the Toto S550e. Bought it two years ago and haven’t regretted it at all. I’m actually going to have an electrician come out to install plugs in the other bathrooms to put bidets in all of them.

The one I have now also sprays the front area for the ladies to I can’t comment on that but might be why it’s so expensive.

The seat heats, the water is warm that sprays, auto open… pretty much all you need. I will say that as a dude on the taller side (6’ 2”), I really have to scoot my ass forward quite a bit so I’d probably find something else for my next bidet.

TOTO SW3056#01 S550E Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat with Cleansing Warm, Nightlight, Auto Open and Close Lid, Instantaneous Water Heating, and EWATER+

https://a.co/d/8Xao9AX

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ah man, you've got a Cadillac.

I had me an old Panasonic model at my old apartment that wasn't as nice but goddamn if you set that MF to the strongest setting 🫨🫨. The thing would clean your ass, rectum and colon lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ah that's a lot more features then even the nice hotel in Korea had. The instant heat and all the automatic stuff is probably why it's so expensive.

The second nozzle for vulvas is standard on even cheap models.

[–] thorbot 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Bidets are great if you’re at home but if you travel you need something

[–] RizzRustbolt 5 points 2 weeks ago

I've tried to get them to install one at work, but they keep slapping that one down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you tried toilet paper?

[–] TheTetrapod 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You really don't. Toilet paper does the job for 90+% of people, at least in the US.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

And 90+% of the United States population walks around with shit on their ass. It's gross.

To be fair, a moistened wad or two of toilet paper works just as well as "flushable" wipes.