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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets a nickname (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] corus_kt 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Supervillain origin story for the ass pennies guy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.

[–] Viking_Hippie 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Do you know why they call me Mr Moneypenny?"