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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Your body needs 3 major things to continue short term functioning.

Water.

Calories, preferably sugar, fat, and protein, in that order.

Salt.

Filling those needs is challenging to a species that hasn't discovered nitrogen fertilizer. Fast food typically dehydrates their burgers, so you serve it alongside a soda and double down on the calories.