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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Iheartcheese 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imma corner you in the store and try to talk to you.

[–] YarHarSuperstar 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll just cry and make you uncomfortable until you go away

[–] Iheartcheese 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The tears will come when I talk uncomfortably loud while just a little too close to you.

[–] YarHarSuperstar 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please, this is too much. I need to lay down for a while.

[–] Iheartcheese 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I stole your weighted blanket. And your squid so you can't tell the world how you feel about that.

[–] YarHarSuperstar 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That was just a decoy!! (It's a shark you were looking for)

[–] flicker 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I just witnessed an unnegotiated BDSM scene in these comments.

[–] Iheartcheese 5 points 3 months ago

Pretty sneaky, sis.