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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Ever received a Slack or a teams message that’s just your name but no context as to what’s actually needed? Like they need to confirm you’re there but don’t want to reveal why they’re asking.

“John.”

Problem is whether or not I’m present has a lot to do with the question.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Refer them to nohello.net

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I am going to get a lot of use out of that URL.

I've been telling people they need to put a dollar in the jar when they do that, but I haven't actually been enforcing it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nohello.net or whatever the URL is

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Thank you! I never knew about that site before.

[–] SpaceNoodle 2 points 6 months ago

"That's my name! You got it in one! Good job!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I personally ignore these.