this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wtf next thing you're going to say you sleep with your arm hanging off the side of the bed or your feet sticking over the edge. I'm surprised you're still alive.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I've only woken up like that a few dozen times in my life.

[–] Illuminostro 2 points 3 weeks ago

"Ain't no Leggrabber gonna git me!"