this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Suck dick for a living. Much more free time.

[–] BluesF 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I prefer to be choosy about the dicks I suck

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok then no more gaming for you mr. wontsuckdickformoney

[–] BluesF 12 points 3 weeks ago

That's Ms Sucksthechoicestdicksforcashonly to you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BluesF 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Mango 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't really be bothered to do my own marketing and STD vetting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Mango 2 points 3 weeks ago

Amazon sell those?