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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men (www.lgbtqnation.com)
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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You have to make out with the bartender for 5 minutes and then they check to see whether you've gotten a boner or not.

[–] FireWire400 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

But if I don't get one, how do they know if I'm hetero or just asexual?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Asexual people don't exist in MAGALand, silly!

[–] Kbobabob -2 points 6 months ago

It's a male bartender