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‘Money Isn't Everything,' Says Person Who Has It (reductress.com)

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In a completely unsurprising story out of Manhattan, NY, the words “money isn’t everything” were just spoken at brunch by someone who, conveniently, has lots of it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah because money isnt everything but its like saying water isnt everything to an african kid.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Context matters. It might not be everything, but still be the most important one.

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