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[–] Infinitenonblondes 59 points 2 years ago (4 children)

fart simultaneously in the opposite phase.

[–] mantisteabaggin 11 points 2 years ago

Ahh yes… Newton’s 3.5th law “for every fart in nature there is an equal and opposite fart.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Somebody give this guy a goddamn phd.

[–] BertramDitore 3 points 2 years ago

THIS is why I'm here. Genius.

[–] 4am 2 points 2 years ago

Risky. If you end up out of phase and create a standing wave then we’re NOT responsible for the consequences