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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] paddirn 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Guy, had a similar fear all growing up too, except that I was afraid it’d bite my butthole (no idea why there, but whatever), not sure how I ever got over it.

[–] tacosplease 2 points 5 months ago

Let me know if you ever remember how

[–] lugal 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't call your future partner "it"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Unless you want a cool nonbinary objectkin partner

[–] lugal 1 points 5 months ago

Sure, to each their own