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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] Blue_Morpho 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Other than the fire hazard, I don't see the problem.

The meat being suspended gives it an even dry heat. Cooking both sides simultaneously should result in an even cook equivalent to constant rotation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s unlikely that a toaster would be able to produce even remotely enough eat to make this worth your while.

[–] Blue_Morpho 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You underestimate the power of my toaster. Just like I do every morning when I burn my toast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah. Like you said earlier the fire hazard would be the main problem. All that fat melting to the bottom where bread crumbs have been gathering for years. Eventually something will catch fire and burn.

[–] Anticorp 2 points 5 months ago

There's a little knob, or slider on your toaster where you can adjust the toast level. Use it!