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You can absorb rocks (hilariouschaos.com)

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Thats it. You just absorb them

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[–] Stern 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Great villain power. Droppin skyscrapers left and right. Woops there goes the Hoover Dam. Oh dang the Washington monument just went flaccid. Never did like the statue of David....

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

exactly

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