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You can absorb rocks (hilariouschaos.com)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Thats it. You just absorb them

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[–] buttPickle 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I’m down. Rollin in $$$ in excavating or landscaping if I wanna take it easy

[–] Anticorp 1 points 6 months ago

Dang, look at Mr. Legitimate Businessman over here. I was wondering if there's still enough iron in a stainless steel bank vault for me to absorb that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

👌

[–] j4k3 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Anti Midas' touch. You steal all the gold you touch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Yes

[–] Stern 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Great villain power. Droppin skyscrapers left and right. Woops there goes the Hoover Dam. Oh dang the Washington monument just went flaccid. Never did like the statue of David....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

exactly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a pretty good search and rescue power, you can clear debris by just hoovering it all up like a vacuum

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

captin planet

[–] frankenswine 2 points 6 months ago

standard crackhaid skill

[–] Alexstarfire 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This may not be great for saving people, but it's damn good for clearing stuff. Can even help save people from cave-ins.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

True