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You can absorb rocks (hilariouschaos.com)
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Thats it. You just absorb them

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[–] buttPickle 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I’m down. Rollin in $$$ in excavating or landscaping if I wanna take it easy

[–] Anticorp 1 points 6 months ago

Dang, look at Mr. Legitimate Businessman over here. I was wondering if there's still enough iron in a stainless steel bank vault for me to absorb that.