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As much as I dislike Ticketmaster and their practices, these data breaches affect real people for the rest of their lives.
Not a good situation and Ticketmaster needs to be held 100% accountable.
Best you can realistically hope for is a check for $7.31 and free credit reports for a year till it happens again.
Or the ranmsomers get enough money to make it no longer a viable business model...
Want to screw customers with hidden fees? Hackers will screw Ticketmaster with hidden ransoms
Some one needs to send the guy that did the hack this article.
c\whooosh
Fully aware of the sub I’m in, this did still happen though and I was referring to the comments
Woooosh yourself lol