Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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[–] cultsuperstar 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What about "quiet shitting"?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (2 children)

No. Assert yourself at work.

[–] Threeme2189 12 points 6 months ago

The most important thing is to always maintain eye contact!

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink 4 points 6 months ago

Sometimes, when i'm shitting at work, i ass-hurt myself.

So i'm a pretty efficient worker.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m a big fan of “quiet walking my dog during a meeting where I don’t need to talk”

Note: This only applies to remote work

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I just play video games during those meetings.

There's literally 0 reason for me to be on 50% of the calls I'm invited to (I'm IT and they have me on every dev call)