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[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you still think it's a problem, call your psychiatrist and explain what's happening.

[–] Maalus 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Psychiatrists can't help you with theseus gnomes, everyone knows that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just gift me the PC, I will protect it from the gnomes

[–] Maalus 5 points 4 months ago

Can't gift you the PC, it's no longer mine

[–] GratefullyGodless 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Especially since they could swap out every part of your psychiatrist between appointments, and then they're not your psychiatrist anymore.

[–] Maalus 1 points 4 months ago

And then the swapped psychiatrist will swap your meds thus doing the gnome's work by proxy

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

I can attest that every theseus gnome problem I've ever had was resolved by a psychiatrist.