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submitted 8 months ago by hypertown to c/[email protected]

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[–] SpaceNoodle 130 points 8 months ago (19 children)

Just yesterday I ran into some chucklehead here on Lemmy that had convinced themselves that the average person would interpret "crypto" to mean SSL rather than cryptocurrency.

[–] Shardikprime 45 points 8 months ago (11 children)

I had one last week here on claiming the average person could feed themselves for years by growing cherry tomatoes from 6 tiny plants. Bro is supposed to be a big-time agricultural bigwig

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Cherry tomatoes are the things you put in a salad at a restaurant to feel healthy, then pick them out once you get back to the table.

[–] Hobo 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Look I'm not saying you're wrong or anything just that I really don't appreciate you stalking me.

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