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Sam Altman is full of shit (and totally has a thing for Scarlett Johansson) (www.wheresyoured.at)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Wake up honey, new Zitron just dropped.

Looks like Sammy boy has a crush on Scarlett Johansson and wanted to model his sexy chatbot after her role in the movie Her. The damage control is actually hilarious.

Altman subsequently claimed that the actress for Sky was cast before the company reached out to Johansson.

“Yeah, I don’t want to go out with you anyway. Also, I already have a girlfriend but she goes to a different school, so you wouldn’t know her. And no, I won’t tell you who it is!”

I mean, we all knew that OpenAI is a fucking clown show of a company run by wannabe nerd frat boys with way too much money, but I didn’t think we’d get high school level relationship drama this season.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don’t worry, I’ll go back to touching grass once I’m done clowning on AI-brained tech bozos for the day.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

joke's on you, I clown on them while loafing on grass!~

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

@froztbyte

Someone should sell a grass footrest for under your desk. With a little grow light.