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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wants to be bigger (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Eat food but also smash whiskey and sugar soda all day. Extra 2000 calories, easy!

[–] steeznson 1 points 5 months ago

The beer belly definitely did not start to manifest in me until I reached my 30s.